Lousy Conversation

I'm a terrible conversationalist, I lose track of my train of thought in the middle of talking, especially when I start to feel passionate about a subject, and have to stop to gather my thoughts. If I ever recover where I was going, the conversation has moved on. To paraphrase, the great Jon Lovitz, "See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station". (okay, the quote doesn't work here, but it's funny anyway)